May 2024

Online Terror: Creepypasta and Horror

Wednesday, Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Online Digital, Event
Online Terrors: Creepypasta and Horror Webinar for Writing Magazine Wednesday 1st May, 6:30pm-8:30pm Tickets from https://www.writers-online.

Big Vern 'N' the Shootahs

Friday, Friday, May 3, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Big Vern n the Shootahs What’s got 18 legs, four horns, makes an incredible noise and will leave you smiling, sweaty with sore feet and hoarse from singing? It means Big Vern n the Shootahs are back onstage at Lanark Memorial Hall and they’re ready to knock your socks off!! Renowned as the ultimate feel-good party band, you are guaranteed a spectacular show with some of the funkiest vibes you’ll have ever heard this nine piece phenomenon. You’ll hear a fabulous horn section, the best rhythm players in the business coupled with a new front man who will make your hair stand on end.

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Dreamcoat Stars

Wednesday, Wednesday, May 8, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Featuring stars from the global hit musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Experience the UK's biggest and best night of musical smash-hits! A concert like no other, with everyone’s favourite West End and Broadway classics, including Les Misérables, We Will Rock You, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, and the toe-tapping Jersey Boys. Draw back the curtains, sing along, and relive all your favourite productions in one epic show.

Rock For Heroes

Saturday, Saturday, May 11, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
The laugh-a-minute ROCKTACULAR experience awaits! Featuring a superb 7-piece band, with world class musicians and singers, the show breathes new life into the music of Guns 'N' Roses, Bon Jovi, Prince, Meat Loaf, Queen and more! You'd be 'Livin' on a Prayer' if you miss it! So, ‘Jump’ at your chance to get your tickets today! Let 'Rock For Heroes' remind you of where you were that Summer of 69 and join us for the BIGGEST celebration of the Heroes of Rock! .

Johnny Cash Roadshow

Saturday, Saturday, May 18, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Saturday 18 May 2024 - LANARK MEMORIAL HALL JOHNNY CASH ROADSHOW A show not to be missed by avid fans or the casual listener. Also the only show to be endorsed by the CASH family! This year prepare for a musical adventure with the biggest production to date.

DFGF Presents: ONLINE COLOUR THE MUSIC WORKSHOP

Saturday, Saturday, May 18, 2024
Online Event,, London
. Welcome to Colour the Music! Organised by Dyslexia FeelGood Funday (DFGF) and Led by Dean an accomplished character designer, print editor and art director along wtih Paul aka Phoenix da Icefire co founder, author, artist, hip hop-rap performer and 2020 AIM music industry nominee, who together make up Sovereign Comics Ltd.

Johnny Cash Roadshow

Saturday, Saturday, May 18, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
A show not to be missed by avid fans or the casual listener. Also the only show to be endorsed by the CASH family! This year prepare for a musical adventure with the biggest production to date.

Larry Dean: Dodger

Saturday, Saturday, May 18, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Chambers Touring Presents Larry Dean: Dodger Three-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee and star of Live at the Apollo Larry Dean is back! Expect "expert observational humour"(The Independent) from the "stitch-inducingly funny, expert regaler of daft"(Rolling Stone). A hilarious show with a bit of heart from the gallus Glaswegian goon.

The Drifters

Saturday, Saturday, May 18, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
The Drifters are back on tour in the UK and return to Lanark Memorial Hall, performing all their classic hits including ‘Saturday Night at the Movies', ‘You’re More Than A Number,’ ‘Come on Over to My Place’, ‘Under the Boardwalk’, ‘Kissin’ In The Back Row’ and many more! The legendary group have been inducted into the Rock & Roll of Fame, performed for the President of the United States and listed among the Greatest Artists of All Time by Rolling Stone magazine. Under the guidance of Tina Treadwell (daughter of the group’s original founders, George & Faye Treadwell) The Drifters have enjoyed a remarkable resurgence in recent years with multiple successful UK tours including headline shows in major arenas and, most notably, the world famous Royal Albert Hall in London for the ever first time in the group’s glittering career.

Writing Violence in Horror

Tuesday, Tuesday, May 21, 2024
Online Digital, Event
Writing Violence In Horror Online workshop for Nottingham Writers Studio With Alex Davis Tuesday 21st May, 6:30pm-8:30pm Tickets from https://www.eventbrite.

The Mersey Beatles

Saturday, Saturday, May 25, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
The Mersey Beatles have been rocking sold-out shows around the globe since 1999 with their truly authentic and widely acclaimed celebration of John, Paul, George and Ringo. The band – who clocked up more than 600 appearances in a 10-year residency at Liverpool’s legendary Cavern Club – brilliantly exude the inner and outer spirit of the original Fab Four.

July 2024

Charlie Cook's Favourite Book

Friday, Friday, July 5, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
A Little Angel Theatre and Lowry Co-Production Charlie Cook’s Favourite Book Based on the original book Charlie Cook’s Favourite Book - written by Julia Donaldson and illustrated by Axel Scheffler. Charlie loves reading.

Writing Gothic Fiction

Tuesday, Tuesday, July 16, 2024
Online Digital, Event
Writing Gothic Fiction Online workshop for Nottingham Writers Studio Tuesday 16th July, 6:30pm-8:30pm Tickets from https://www.eventbrite.

Milkshake! Live

Saturday, Saturday, July 20, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Join your favourite Milkshake! friends on Holiday with Dora, Pip and Posey, Blue from Blues Clues and You!, Milo, Milkshake! Monkey plus two of your Milkshake! presenters for an all-new adventure! Pack your bags and jump aboard the Milkshake! train as we go on an all singing, all dancing holiday together! It’s a family show not to be missed! Milkshake! Live “On Holiday” is produced by Mark Thompson Productions Limited in partnership with Channel 5 Broadcasting. Written by Miranda Larson, with creative direction and choreography by Derek Moran.

The Ladyboys of Bangkok

Monday, Monday, July 29, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
The Ladyboys of Bangkok are back with their spectacular show for 2024. Featuring a cast of 16 Thai nationals, (who just happen to be men!) this incredible fast-moving large-scale production is not rude or crude, it is cheeky, funny, and filled with more star-spangled sassiness than you can shake a diamante dripping silk glove at!! This truly is the greatest and most fabulous evening of entertainment in town.

August 2024

5, 6, 7, 8 The Steps Experience

Saturday, Saturday, August 10, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
This high energy tribute to Steps faithfully recreates the flawless vocals and slick choreography of the 90's & 00's party favourites in a fast paced, spectacular concert. With iconic costumes and incredible visuals, get ready for a trip down memory lane with all the hits including: Tragedy, One For Sorrow, Better Best Forgotten, Say You'll Be Mine, Deeper Shade Of Blue and many, many more.

Aly & Phil

Saturday, Saturday, August 17, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Aly and Phil Together, Aly Bain and Phil Cunningham have established themselves as the epitome of excellence in the world of traditional music. With their musical magic and quick-witted humour, they will pull your emotional strings one moment and have you falling off the seat with laughter the next! Join us to hear Phil Cunningham’s astonishing dexterity on accordion, and Aly Bain’s impassioned fiddle playing.

Totally Tina

Friday, Friday, August 23, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
This breathtaking tribute to Tina Turner celebrates the amazing life and work of the Queen of Rock ’n’ Roll! Early hits, including River Deep - Mountain High and Nutbush City Limits, were just a taste of what was to come. We Don’t Need Another Hero, Simply the Best, What’s Love Got to Do With It, I Don’t Wanna Lose You and When the Heartache is Over propelled Tina to stadium concert stardom.

Karen Dunbar

Saturday, Saturday, August 24, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
An audience with Karen Dunbar from "Chewin The Fat"not to be missed if you enjoy a good laugh and a great night out! Time: 7.30pm Tickets: £25.

In the Mood

Friday, Friday, August 30, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
In the Mood -A Musical Tribute to Glenn Miller Immerse yourself in the timeless music of Glenn Miller and the music of fabulous forties with the record-breaking big band Jon Ritchie & That Swing Sensation. Enjoy the mellow vocals of Mr Paul Rasmussen, the enchanting performances of the West of Scotland’s own Andrews Sisters, The Swell Belles, and be mesmerized by the incredible moves of the Glasgow Lindy Hoppers.

September 2024

The Glam Rock Show

Friday, Friday, September 6, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Girls grab your boys it’s time to go wild, wild, wild! As we transport you back to the golden age of Glam, with all the songs you know and love! Starring son of Sweet Legend - Brian Connolly Jnr, it’s time to Get It On! As our sensational cast and live band recreate the soundtrack of a generation. So come on feel the noise and grab your Tiger Feet as we say Bye, Bye Baby to the Spirit in the sky, for a night like no other! Bringing you the biggest hits from the likes of The Bay City Rollers, Sweet, T.

An Evening with Neil Lennon

Friday, Friday, September 27, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Neil Lennon is an undisputed legend of Celtic FC: a player who won countless trophies under Martin O’Neill and Gordon Strachan, and then a Celtic manager who lifted five trophies on the bounce, including the 2019-20 treble. Lennon is a Celtic rarity: a treble-winner both as player and manager.

Fireman Sam: The Great Camping Adventure

Saturday, Saturday, September 28, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Norman wants to go on an adventure to impress his friends, so when two famous animal explorers arrive in Pontypandy, he decides to follow them into the mountains. But when Norman discovers a rare red squirrel, one of the explorers decides to take the glory for themselves, leaving Norman stranded in a cave.

October 2024

An Evening with Rangers Legends

Saturday, Saturday, October 19, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Amassing more than 550 appearances in the royal blue between them, three Rangers legends are coming to town to talk about their action-packed football careers. Starring Terry Butcher, Ian Durrant & Chris Woods along with host for the evening Graham Roberts now a regular on talksport; they will discuss the games, dressing room/training ground stories, managers, fall outs and everything you wanted to know about playing for a successful football club.

Rat Pack Live

Saturday, Saturday, October 19, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
They were the definition of cool during their Fifties and Sixties Vegas heyday – Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jnr. Rat Pack Live invites you to be part of the gang and features all the patter and razzamatazz of their infamous live shows.

The Illegal Eagles

Saturday, Saturday, October 26, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Celebrating over 50 years since the formation of the legendary West Coast Country Rock band The Eagles in 1971, The Illegal Eagles make a welcome return to Lanark with a brand new production, promising more of their trademark musical prowess, acute attention to detail and incredible showmanship. This critically acclaimed show features the very best from the Eagles’ catalogue of classics including ’Hotel California’, ‘Desperado’, ‘Take It Easy’, ‘New Kid In Town’, ‘Life In The Fast Lane’ and many more… Time: 7.

November 2024

A Vision of Elvis

Friday, Friday, November 1, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Put on your blue suede shoes and come celebrate the music of the King of Rock ’n’ Roll with the UK’s supreme Elvis – Rob Kingsley – and his talented cast. This breath-taking recreation of a live Elvis Presley concert takes you on an epic audio-visual journey through time like you've never seen before.

QUEENZ - Drag me to the Disco!!

Sunday, Sunday, November 3, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Queenz are back with a BRAND NEW SHOW! Join the gals for an electrifying, live vocal, drag-stravaganza, where Dancing Queenz and Disco Dreams collide for the party of a lifetime. After two trailblazing years of touring the country, a run in London’s West End, and accumulating countless 5-star reviews, Queenz has rapidly ascended as one of the world’s most successful drag shows.

The Best of Queen

Saturday, Saturday, November 9, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
The Break Free Tour Get ready to Break Free with the UK’s biggest Queen Tribute band – Majesty, in a brand-new show – The Break Free Tour! Join Freddie, Brian, Roger and John as they take you on a magical journey performing The Best of Queen, whilst celebrating the music and showmanship of the UK’s favourite rock band. From Queen’s early beginnings with Bohemian Rhapsody, to their sell out concerts at Wembley Stadium, you’ll experience highlights from Queen’s extraordinary musical performances, whilst you relive the spellbinding atmosphere that Queen delivered over their illustrious career.

The Drifters

Thursday, Thursday, November 14, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
The Drifters are back on tour in the UK and return to Lanark Memorial Hall, performing all their classic hits including ‘Saturday Night at the Movies', ‘You’re More Than A Number,’ ‘Come on Over to My Place’, ‘Under the Boardwalk’, ‘Kissin’ In The Back Row’ and many more! The legendary group have been inducted into the Rock & Roll of Fame, performed for the President of the United States and listed among the Greatest Artists of All Time by Rolling Stone magazine. Under the guidance of Tina Treadwell (daughter of the group’s original founders, George & Faye Treadwell) The Drifters have enjoyed a remarkable resurgence in recent years with multiple successful UK tours including headline shows in major arenas and, most notably, the world famous Royal Albert Hall in London for the ever first time in the group’s glittering career.

Horse: The Road less Travelled

Friday, Friday, November 15, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
HORSE : The Road Less Travelled Plus Support The iconic singer songwriter takes to the road once more, armed with her 8th Studio album The Road Less Travelled ( her 11th). A collection of 12 powerful songs packing a real punch, it runs the gamut of every emotion; from the raging banger Leaving, to the anthemic Superpower, to the exquisite and fragile beauty that is The Moon and I.

Kerry Ellis Queen of the West End

Saturday, Saturday, November 16, 2024
Lanark Memorial Hall, Lanark
Kerry Ellis is the Queen of the West End. From My Fair Lady to We Will Rock You, from Les Miserables to Wicked, in both the West End and on Broadway, she has starred in musical theatre’s biggest roles, making shows her own and earning her numerous awards.